did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
