To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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