Fuck appropriateness.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
