it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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