I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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