I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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