Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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