So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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