Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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