do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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