I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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