Do you still have your period?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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