I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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