ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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