We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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