Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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