Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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