is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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