i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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