: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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