You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
This house was built for laser tag.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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