Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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