its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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