Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
