I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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