if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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