420 ftw
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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