I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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