Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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