Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if only i could text you this smell
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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