I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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