I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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