If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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