One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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