I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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