I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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