Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he's single and there are thong briefs.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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