We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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