I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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