I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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