DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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