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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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