He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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