I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I enjoy the company of your penis
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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