:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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