I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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