hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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