Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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