Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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