About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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