Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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