Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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