Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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