I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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