it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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